So my sister reminded me I started this blog and told me to write more. I have been busy recently finishing my degree but I think I should keep this up. So I’ve crawled back into my room, turned on Fearne Cotton on Radio 1 because that’s always the best place to find shite music. The woman has an overwhelming record collection of over 7 tracks.
What do I hear when I turn it on? BLOODY RIP BY RITA ORA AND TINIE TEMPAH!!! (See last post). So I’ve had to sit through crap to hear more crap. While I wait I thought I’d check out the chart, that song is 4th. In 3rd is Carly Rae Jepson… Is it worth me even talking about this? Oh go on then. If you haven’t heard it already here it is:
(Just heard Fearne Cotton say USP Stick - How thick is this woman? A USP is a Unique Selling Point in business terms. Get it right. She also just said tomorrow “we have a really exciting day in Hackney”…)
Back to Carly Rae Jepson; She’s trying too hard to look like Zooey Deschanel. Don’t even try it girl, she’s mastered that girl next door look already. Find your own look.
OK, here’s my number… call me maybe? Firstly, that’s a bit desperate? Secondly I’ve got beef with the video, here’s how I see it… So she’s trying to impress him by being a dick on top of a car, trying to look sexy (which she’s not because I keep saying to myself she’s just an ugly Zooey with a dodgy face), he looks over, she falls off, knocks herself out?! Then she tries to pout/kiss him when he helps her up, she gently pushes him against the car and walks off into the house to get changed.
This is where shit gets silly though. THE WHOLE FUCKING BAND WERE ALREADY THERE READY TO PLAY A GIG TO THIS ONE GUY SHE FANCIES IN THE GARAGE?! As if he’s waited there the whole time for her to get changed! Women take hours to get ready, he looked like he had something important going on in his car which needs fixing, he’s not got time to hang around for her!
GIVE ME A BREAK FOR FUCKS SAKE!
Let’s just hope she’s another Rebecca Black. The last we’ll ever see of her will be in a Katy Perry video about geeks… I hope!